Talk to me · by the minute
No discovery call. No Zoom. Just the meter.

This isn’t the phone. The meter is real though.
My DMs are open and so is the meter.
They do different jobs.
Put us on a “quick free call” and we’d still be talking at minute ninety, nothing decided, both of us pretending we have to hop.
By the minute, you ask the thing you actually called about and you get your day back.
Most calls run eight to twelve minutes, so $62 to $93.
No minimum. The meter stops on its own when the call ends.
Have the account open when you call.
Flowers and an iced coffee. Nobody was on the clock.
Send a DM for
- Saying hi.
- Books, the app, a price, an offer.
- Shooting the shit.
Book a call for
- Help with something. Whatever is losing money this week.
- Advice. On anything.
- Picking my brain.
- Hearing what I’m working on.
- Fit. Am I the right person, before anyone signs anything.
Consultations don’t happen in my DMs, over email, or on my cell if you happen to have the number.
They only happen on PopCall.
No Zoom link, no free brain-picking session.
Why PopCall. It’s trusted by thousands of creators for exactly this.
The meter stops automatically when the call ends.
Time is the one thing my body has taught me not to waste, so I protect yours and mine.
What you get
- Private call Live. Hang up the second you’ve got what you came for.
- Text Ask it in writing, get an answer in writing.
- Audio note Send one, get one back. Neither of us has to be free at the same time.
- Video call When you need to share a screen. Same meter, same rules.
I took two years away from being online and it spoiled me. I want the real-life version of my life.
I’m building four more products and writing two more books.
I can’t do that from inside a comment section, so the work got its own door and my DMs stayed the fun one.
Kim Cattrall, 92NY. She interviewed me and my castmates about the show. Not a client. Still not over it.
How the meter protects you
I can’t talk slow and bill you for it.
You only pay while we’re connected.
Ringing, voicemail, me not picking up, none of that costs you anything.
You end it whenever you want.
Hang up at minute four and you pay for four minutes.
The meter stops on its own.
Texts and audio notes only charge if I answer within two days.
No reply, no charge.
PopCall puts a temporary hold on your card when you call, about thirty minutes’ worth.
You’re charged for the real length and the rest releases within five days.
Every call is recorded and kept for 180 days on PopCall’s side, so if something goes wrong there is a record to review.
Numbers and cards are verified on both ends.
My end of it: I answer the question you called about, at the speed I talk to my friends.
If I ever stall, say so on the call.
You can hang up mid-sentence and I will not be offended.
Call, text, audio note or video call.
Hang up the second you’ve got what you came for.
I get back to you as fast as I can.
Most calls run eight to twelve minutes, so $62 to $93.
No minimum. The meter runs only while we’re connected and stops on its own when the call ends.
Have the account open when you call. Not a vibe.

Peace. The meter is off until Monday.
Where this goes
Start with Wednesday.
This week’s fifty are already written.
You’re the only thing missing.
Subscribe on Substack and they land the second you confirm.
One click out whenever you want.
No card. This week’s fifty land when you confirm.
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