Ashleigh Ro WarrenThe comments are the good part.
Spill the tea is 4,000 TikTok comments, curated into one 493-page paperback. Read them out loud to whoever is in the room.
Get the book for $36- Ten pages in your inbox tonight.
- The book in as soon as 7 business days.
- Speed depends on the shipping you pick.
Read one out loud.
Every line in here was typed by a stranger under a video. Nobody asked them to be funny. That’s the part that gets us.
What you’re holding.
TikTok comments from real comment sections, curated into one book.
Paperback. Printed after you order and shipped at the speed you pick.
Day money back guarantee. Love it or send it back.
Start reading tonight.
Ten pages land tonight.
The night you order, the first ten pages arrive in your inbox.
Ten more a week later.
Seven days after your order, the next ten pages arrive in your inbox. Enjoy it while you wait.
The book shows up.
As soon as 7 business days, depending on the shipping option you pick. Tracking lands the day it ships. Read it somewhere public. Someone will lean over.
Pick your reader.
Somebody has to read it out loud.
Congratulations. It’s you now.
You already read the comments first.
Now the good ones come with a binding and a spine.
Anyone who has said “wait, read the comments.”
You know who you are. The book is for you.
Why I made this.
Scrolling used to leave me anxious. Now I laugh at the comments and put the phone down.
The videos are the setup. The comments are the punchline. I read thousands of them, and the funny ones don’t leave me feeling worse about the world.
It’s better for my head. I’m laughing more, I’m clutching my pearls more, and I’m not doom scrolling at midnight.
A couple of my friends have been guinea pigs for this, and they love it. I’m hoping you will too.
Ashleigh Ro Warren
Quick answers.
What do I get before the book arrives?
Ten pages by email the night you order, then ten more seven days later. The book follows as soon as 7 business days, depending on the shipping option you pick.
When does the book arrive?
As soon as 7 business days from your order. Your shipping option decides the speed, and tracking comes the day it ships.
What if it arrives bent or wrong?
Send a photo within 14 days of delivery. A replacement ships free, and you keep the bad copy unless we ask for it.
How do refunds work?
It’s a 30 day money back guarantee. Love it or send it back. Here’s how it works:
- Start within 30 days of delivery. Reply to your order email or write hi@ashleighro.com with your order number.
- Send the book back in the exact condition it was sent in, to Velocity Tech Inc., 382 NE 191st St #352040, Miami, FL 33179. A refund is approved only when the book comes back that way.
- You pay the return shipping. We don’t cover it.
- Once the book is back and approved, your refund goes to the card you paid with, for the price of the book.
Full rules are on the refund policy.
Who do I ask a question?
Reply to the order email, or write hi@ashleighro.com. A real person reads it.
Pull up a chair.
Spill the tea is $36. Ten pages hit your inbox the night you order. The book can arrive in as soon as 7 business days.
Get the book for $36